Rabbit on growth hormones

This rabbit won first place in the Grand Rapids, Minnesota county fair. Rupert was given growth hormones its whole life to become its giant size. Rupert the rabbit weights a grand total of 28 pounds and three ounces. That's more than two cats! When he hops you can feel the ground shake under his weight. Sometimes he can shoot lasers out of his eyes because when he was given the growth hormones he was exposed to chemical  radiation near the Hiroshima bombings (he was imported from there due to their specialties in rabbit production). Rupert is about 8 years old surprisingly. His owners don't know how much longer he can live. They said that once he hops away to bunny heaven they are either going to make a fur boots, a fur hat or possibly make one of those bear-like rugs out his ginormous body. How nice! They might also take him to a taxidermist and place him in the entry way.