a spoon inside a dishwasher

Everything was upside down. I woke up to find this nasty taste in my mouth. It was hot dishwasher soap. My biggest fear was coming true again. I was happily asleep in the sink with dirty, dried milk all over my concave face when that nasty sour taste of soap entered my mouth. The hot shower began. My most feared part. It is like a half hour of being in a hot sauna thats raining acid rain.